Breasts don't have eyes, they have mine
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| Author: | nOs*Mercenary [ Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A few more 'short ones' |
Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker? A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Catholic Priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch! OH, don't groan..Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly !!!! |
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| Author: | nOs*Grandpa [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A few more 'short ones' |
| Breasts don't have eyes, they have mine
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