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| Author: | nOs*Mercenary [ Sat Oct 20, 2012 2:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | One primarily for the gals out there (if we have any).. |
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him ... . They don't have time. He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. . .. A widow. He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed …. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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| Author: | nOs*Grandpa [ Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: One primarily for the gals out there (if we have any).. |
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