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| Author: | nOs*Grandpa [ Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | sayings |
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death...twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? |
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| Author: | Necrosis MHS [ Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: sayings |
15 and 17 were especially funny to me, most of them were chuckles, the rest were "Meh"s. |
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| Author: | nOs*Grandpa [ Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: sayings |
7, 11 & 22 |
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