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Author:  nOs*Mercenary [ Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:10 am ]
Post subject:  The Kiwi and the Australian
A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.

The Australian whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn’t notice.

The Australian says to the Kiwi:
"You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!"

The Kiwi says to the Australian:
"Watch this, a Kiwi is always cleverer than a Australian."

He says to the baker,
"Give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!"

The baker gives him the cookie which the Kiwi promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another cookie for my magic trick."

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.

He eats this one too.

Then he says again:
"Give me one more cookie... "

The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

The Kiwi eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
"And where is your famous magic trick?"

The Kiwi says:
"Look in the Australians pocket!"
Author:  nOs*Rurik [ Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Kiwi and the Australian
Hahahahaha!
Author:  Data_Destroyer [ Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Kiwi and the Australian
Smartass! :lol: I like this one! :D
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