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Author:  nOs*Mercenary [ Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:37 pm ]
Post subject:  The Jewish Husband
A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks
away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough , I want a
divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no
more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Author:  Swamp rat [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Jewish Husband
Ah, the classics. They never get old.

:D
Author:  nOs*Wildcard [ Sun Jul 22, 2012 4:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Jewish Husband
HAhaha! That was a good one Mercenary.
:mrgreen:
Author:  nOs*Grandpa [ Sun Jul 29, 2012 2:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Jewish Husband
will that work, I'll tell my wife, no more trips to mc donalds, no more fancy motel 6, no more ford pinto in the garage
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