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Another Iorish Joke for ya
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Author:  nOs*Mercenary [ Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Another Iorish Joke for ya
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner..

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only be in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Author:  nOs*Wildcard [ Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Another Iorish Joke for ya
LMAO Great one! It's good to have you as our official forum jester you got some good jokes :)
Author:  nOs*Grandpa [ Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Another Iorish Joke for ya
three times for me,,... both :roll:
Author:  nOs*Mercenary [ Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Another Iorish Joke for ya
nOs*Wildcard wrote:
LMAO Great one! It's good to have you as our official forum jester you got some good jokes :)

In my line of work you need a sense of humor, as I say to my guys...there's only three things they need to bring to work:

1) Their Personal Protective Equipment
2) A sense of humor
3) A pair of b***s

:roll:
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