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 Post subject: Quotes Of The Year! (from utnosclan.com)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:13 am 
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Originaly Posted At utnosclan.com By nOs*Mercenary'

nOs*Mercenary wrote:
An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .. "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes Of The Year! (from utnosclan.com)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:19 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes Of The Year! (from utnosclan.com)
PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:20 am 
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neener neener neener I win:::::::: Middle Post:::::::: post you losers and make it so::::::: :lol: :o :sar:

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 Post subject: Re: Quotes Of The Year! (from utnosclan.com)
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:08 am 
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