CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters
LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information From the notes of the lecturer To the notes of students Without passing through the minds Of either
CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present
COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece
TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, Nobody listens And everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel You are going to feel A feeling You have never felt before
CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read
SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight!
OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life
YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth
EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes
DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip
OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in mid-way "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH!
FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature
BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early
POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your hand Before elections And your Confidence Later
DOCTOR: A person Who kills Your ills By pills, And kills you By his bills!
_________________ keep your friends close and your enemies even closer
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