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nOs*Mercenary
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Post subject: Life can be funny Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:47 am |
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Joined: Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:25 pm Posts: 196 Location: Where men are men and the camels are scared!
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?' 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!' 'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied. The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
_________________ keep your friends close and your enemies even closer
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nOs*Grandpa
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Post subject: Re: Life can be funny Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:54 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:39 pm Posts: 430
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nOs*Wildcard
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Post subject: Re: Life can be funny Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:06 am |
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Joined: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:40 am Posts: 3030
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Hahahaha!
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