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Post subject: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates  Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:39 am |
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One you can tell the kids...
So a pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but, like, I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine…. really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them dropped a whoopsie in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."
"I know, I know, but it was my first day with the hook !!!!!!!!!
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:15 am |
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HarHarHarHar! That be a good joke that thee have! Ar!
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:36 am |
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lmao!!  _________________  Signature by =(V)=D/\SH! Jeg har ingenting, men jeg har alt når jeg har deg. ------------------------------------------------------------------  
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:31 pm |
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nOs*Mercenary wrote: One you can tell the kids...
So a pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but, like, I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine…. really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them dropped a whoopsie in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."
"I know, I know, but it was my first day with the hook !!!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  _________________ = Hook =NEW -> UT Forum: http://hooksutplace.freeforums.netUT99 Pro-Redeemer Server: CROSSBONES Missile Madness {CMM} sponsored by Lucifur UT99 Server IP:68.232.181.236:7777 or unreal://68.232.181.236:7777
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 9:24 pm |
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Quote: ... but it was my first day with the hook! LOL It was a good final twist.
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:16 pm |
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:31 am |
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Hook wrote: Yes, I "personally" enjoyed THAT one! It really "caught my eye" Ouch.
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:20 pm |
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evilgrins wrote: Hook wrote: Yes, I "personally" enjoyed THAT one! It really "caught my eye" Ouch. Yep *sigh*  _________________ = Hook =NEW -> UT Forum: http://hooksutplace.freeforums.netUT99 Pro-Redeemer Server: CROSSBONES Missile Madness {CMM} sponsored by Lucifur UT99 Server IP:68.232.181.236:7777 or unreal://68.232.181.236:7777
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:49 am |
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_________________ Signature by =(V)=D/\SH! Jeg har ingenting, men jeg har alt når jeg har deg. ------------------------------------------------------------------
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Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:28 pm |
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