Just reading on nOs* server 'The Rules'...first time I have noticed and Ive been a member since 2004 !.....

How do I not get banned?....My interpretation

Forum rules: No dangerous or unsuitable ads, no dangerous or unsuitable links to ads, dangerous or unsuitable content. no spam
These forums are for our gaming community communications.
Treat all persons with respect, no bigotry, No offensive and abusive language and have fun

Game Server Rules:
Insta & All Weapons & Rockets Server Rules

1. No botting (Botting who invented that word..Cheating Barsteward fits the bill better)
2. No Camping (not even with a motor home?)
3. No offensive and abusive language (FCUK..Opps sorry)
4. No changing teams if you’re losing and making teams uneven (No Italians)
5. No aliasing and spoiling genuine people’s names by aliasing their names and spoiling games ..(Thanks nOs*Mercenary, aka nOs*Grandpa, aka nOs*Wildcard)
6. If a person is new do not abuse him, in fact try and teach him/her the game politely (Newbie get your f***n fat ar** over hear…pretty please)
7. No Spawn Killing (Hiya….Head Shot)
8. Treat all persons with respect
(Argggh Fekin low life tw@t…I mean thank you very much for sticking a deemer up my ar**)
Siege Server rules: (all the above rules apply plus these) What more F****n rules
1. No double gunning (FFS I have two magnums)
2. No Camping. (with your wifes sister?)
3. Do not kill suppliers if teams are uneven (As we said in Iraq, no booze and smokes)
4. If you have the ability to finish a game then do it. Do not keep attacking the losing teams supplier to drag the game on. (Kill the barstewards kill kill kill)
5. No offensive and abusive language (Ferkinell not again FFS)
6. No changing teams just because your losing, only to make teams even. (Mama Mia)
7. Leech games are decided by players already in the game, dont come in and decide you dont like leech, so you kill the leech (Leech..sorry misread it..I thought it said kill the Bitch)
8. Treat all persons with respect (Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, Colonel Gaddafi, Attila the Hun and of course nOs*Mercenary)

Now, sit back and wait for the s**t to hit the fan

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