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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 4:50 pm 
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*A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one


carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.*



*A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.*



*The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"*



*He replied, "They had avocados."*



*If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!*



*Men will get it the first time.*



*My work is done here.*



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*Water in the carburetor*



*WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."*



*HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "*



*WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."*



*HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.

Where's the car?*



*WIFE: "In the pool"*



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*THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN

RECENT YEARS.*



*25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.*



*That's scary.*



*It means 75% are running around untreated.*




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*HE MUST PAY*



*Husband and wife had a tiff.*



*Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to

live with you."*



*Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live

with you.*

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:05 pm 
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Hahaha!

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