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 Post subject: Ladies beware … of vanity
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:28 am 
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.


While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked: "Is my time up?"

God said: "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded:


"I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"




God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies beware … of vanity
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:27 am 
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:lol: I've heard this one before.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies beware … of vanity
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:34 pm 
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LOL. That's pretty good. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies beware … of vanity
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:37 pm 
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Huh, sounds new to me...

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