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 Post subject: Two Crocodiles
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:25 am 
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Location: Where men are men and the camels are scared!
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.

We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by Westminster .'

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' said the big Croc.

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.

Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase. :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: Two Crocodiles
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:59 am 
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:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Two Crocodiles
PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:31 pm 
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Lmao!

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 Post subject: Re: Two Crocodiles
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:26 am 
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