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 Post subject: The wife...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:23 am 
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Location: Where men are men and the camels are scared!
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get
it the first time.
My work is done here.

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Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.

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HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought
with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with
you."

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed til He cried!

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 Post subject: Re: The wife...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:55 pm 
Leopard
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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend .....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.. ?

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, ? Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. ?

He said ? but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do? ?


The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".

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