Short but to the point:
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she was surprised to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. Irritated because they had a lot to do, she called his mobile to ask him where he was. In a subdued voice he replied, "Do you remember that jewellers' we went into a couple of years ago, where you fell in love with that beautiful diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I promised that I would buy it for you one day?" Barely able to contain her emotions and with tears already forming in her eyes, she said, "Yes, of course I remember that shop."
"Well, I'm in the pub next door."
_________________ keep your friends close and your enemies even closer
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