THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND
In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the
age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward.
A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each of the men.
She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his
navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face
during the ceremony)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a
sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.
As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then
reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they
can and then, on a given signal from the centre dancer, release them.
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against
their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity ..
the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the king.
And that, folks, is why the current capital of Thailand came to be
named Bangkok .....
I'll bet you never knew this!!!