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 Post subject: I’d really love to be ten again
PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:09 pm 
Leopard
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d really love to be ten again” she replied wistfully.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosted Flakes and then took her off to their local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M’s, her favorite sweets.

What a time she had!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

“You idiot”, she replied. “I meant my dress size…”

And the moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he’s still going to get it wrong!!

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 Post subject: Re: I’d really love to be ten again
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:40 am 
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:mrgreen: Nice one Grandpa..

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 Post subject: Re: I’d really love to be ten again
PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:20 am 
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Women....

... are women! :lol:


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