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 Post subject: A few more 'short ones'
PostPosted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:36 pm 
Hawk
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Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.


Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!


Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.


Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.


Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Catholic Priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.


Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.


Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.


Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A: 45 pounds.


Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes.


Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes


Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.


Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don't have balls to scratch!


OH, don't groan..Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly !!!!

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 Post subject: Re: A few more 'short ones'
PostPosted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:30 am 
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:shock: Breasts don't have eyes, they have mine

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