Always choose a memorable password !
A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password - a word that
he'll always remember.
He looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye and
types in 'penis'.
As he hits "enter" to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria ......
The computer had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED !