A self-important college freshman walking
on the beach took it upon himself to explain
to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it
was impossible for the older generation
to understand his generation. "You grew up
in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one" the student said
loud enough
for others to hear. "The young people of today
grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon. We have
nuclear energy, cellphones and
computers with light speed....plus many more
After a brief silence, the senior citizen
responded as follows.
"You're right son. We didn't have those things
when we were young....so we invented them
Now, you arrogant little sh*t what are you
doing for the next generation?
The applause was amazing! 
