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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:07 pm 
Leopard
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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, And she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "6."

The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke......and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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 Post subject: Re: arrested
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: arrested
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:04 am 
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Location: Where men are men and the camels are scared!
ooooooooooooo Peas :P

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