Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.


Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You sa and I feel Great. I be at wok soon........You got nice house'*

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keep your friends close and your enemies even closer

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun_guy

A horse walks into a bar
The barman asks 'Why the long face?'

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second guy would have seen it...

A dyslexic walks into a bra

My best friend ran away with my wife.
It's only been three days but I really miss him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
- Because he didn't have the guts.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

On the news today about the dwarf who had his pocket picked.
How could anyone stoop so low?

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