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 Post subject: Ferrari
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:44 pm 
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Location: Where men are men and the camels are scared!
A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Central London and tells
the manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks
and needs to borrow £5,000.

The manager tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so Hamish hands over the keys and documents of a new
Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the Log
Book and everything checks out. The manager agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan.


The bank's General Manager and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the rough looking Scotsman for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a £5000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, Hamish returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,
which comes to £15.41.

The manager says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow £5,000?”


Hamish replies: "Where else in central London can I park my car for two weeks
for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return:"

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 Post subject: Re: Ferrari
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:07 pm 
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LMAO :lol: That's a really good one Mercenary. Clever! Welcome Back To GauntletWarriors! Nice to see you stop by and with another great joke :D

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