In The Pub
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few...
I noticed two quite large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologised and said ..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember..