A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,
the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap,
cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and
on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies
who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time
since I've been to confession and I must admit
that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're in my side."