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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in
reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when
you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee, he won't even taste it.. Give
it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
A week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her
progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was
horrid!... Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? .......What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took
me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell
you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!*
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