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 Post subject: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:39 am 
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One you can tell the kids...

So a pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but, like, I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine…. really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them dropped a whoopsie in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"I know, I know, but it was my first day with the hook !!!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:15 am 
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HarHarHarHar! That be a good joke that thee have! Ar!

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:36 am 
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lmao!!
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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2018 8:31 pm 
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nOs*Mercenary wrote:
One you can tell the kids...

So a pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but, like, I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine…. really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them dropped a whoopsie in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird poop."

"I know, I know, but it was my first day with the hook !!!!!!!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :roll: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2018 9:24 pm 
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... but it was my first day with the hook!

LOL :lol:
It was a good final twist.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 3:16 pm 
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Yes, I "personally" enjoyed THAT one! :roll:
It really "caught my eye" :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:31 am 
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Hook wrote:
Yes, I "personally" enjoyed THAT one! :roll:
It really "caught my eye" :lol:

Ouch.

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:20 pm 
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evilgrins wrote:
Hook wrote:
Yes, I "personally" enjoyed THAT one! :roll:
It really "caught my eye" :lol:

Ouch.

Yep *sigh* :|

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 Post subject: Re: 'Eye Eye' Ship Mates
PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:49 am 
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